Finally, some balance

The biggest screw-up in family law in a generation was corrected by the California Supreme Court yesterday, in the Marriage of LaMusga case. The court ruled that a long-distance moveaway by a custodial parent may not be in the child’s best interests, depending on all the circumstances. Now this doesn’t sound like much (it’s pretty … Continue reading “Finally, some balance”

The biggest screw-up in family law in a generation was corrected by the California Supreme Court yesterday, in the Marriage of LaMusga case. The court ruled that a long-distance moveaway by a custodial parent may not be in the child’s best interests, depending on all the circumstances. Now this doesn’t sound like much (it’s pretty much common sense, isn’t it?), but it has tremendous importance in light the standard that it replaces, the Burgess rule that the custodial parent has a presumptive right to move and that’s all there is to it. The feminist groups are screaming like pigs over it; mom’s attorney said “This is the worst day for children in the history of California;” notorious lobbyist and law professor Carol Bruch said “this is a tragic day for children, a tragic day for the rule of law and a tragic day for scholarship.”

Burgess was a dishonest opinion, denying the fact that a long-distance move is a “significant change of circumstance” in most cases, which it had to do in order to expand the moveway right practically to infinity (once made, custody orders remain in force until a “change of circumstance” takes place warranting a re-examination; Burgess took that possibility off the table.)

The author of Burgess was the now-deceased but then doddering old fool Stanley Mosk, who was replaced by the author of this opinion, Justice Carlos Moreno, the Gray Davis appointment. As checkered as Gray’s legacy is to California, he obviously did well in appointing Moreno, but then again, he had good help.

See Rough&Tumble for news accounts:

Child Custody Rights Refined — A divorced parent’s freedom to move away is limited. The state Supreme Court says a child’s welfare is paramount in disputes. Maura Dolan in the Los Angeles Times Bob Egelko in the San Francisco Chronicle Claire Cooper in the Sacramento Bee Michelle Quinn in the San Jose Mercury AP’s David Kravets in the Oakland Tribune — 4/30/04

and see the court’s opinion for all the details, including the saucy dissent by Justice Kennard, the drunk driver.

Airline security

Since you can’t smoke on airplanes any more, we don’t need “No-smoking” lights. Why not make them ready to roll lights, for situations like this one: A plane carrying sexy Broadway star Rachel York back to New York was forced down in Salt Lake City Tuesday after an agitated Egyptian man started flicking a butane … Continue reading “Airline security”

Since you can’t smoke on airplanes any more, we don’t need “No-smoking” lights. Why not make them ready to roll lights, for situations like this one:

A plane carrying sexy Broadway star Rachel York back to New York was forced down in Salt Lake City Tuesday after an agitated Egyptian man started flicking a butane lighter.

Quick-thinking flight attendants had passengers ready to roll against the man when he refused to move a suspicious-looking bag beneath his seat on Delta Air Lines Flight 1986.

“I said, `I’ll keep an eye on him,'” said Errol Goott, a 6-foot-1 South African, who said he was approached “in case (the passenger) needed to be stopped.”

The captain has illuminated the ready to roll light, so please return your seat backs and tray tables to their fully locked and upright positions, and kindly turn your attention to the swarthy dudes with the box-cutters near row 26. Rolling will commence as soon as our heroes are in position. Thank you for flying American and have a pleasant time at your final destination, which is gonna be a short trip for these swarthy dudes.

Latest on UNSCAM

From The Australian: Documents found in Iraq’s old ministry of oil reveal that hundreds of prominent individuals received vouchers to buy Iraqi oil at cut-rate prices and sell it on the open market — at tremendous, often seven-figure, profits. Those named include not just Sevan but a vast array of Russian politicians, close friends of … Continue reading “Latest on UNSCAM”

From The Australian:

Documents found in Iraq’s old ministry of oil reveal that hundreds of prominent individuals received vouchers to buy Iraqi oil at cut-rate prices and sell it on the open market — at tremendous, often seven-figure, profits.

Those named include not just Sevan but a vast array of Russian politicians, close friends of French President Jacques Chirac (including France’s former minister of the interior), British Labour MP George Galloway, former UN weapons inspector Scott Ritter and, closer to home, Indonesian President Megawati Sukarnoputri.

In short, it’s a who’s who list of high-profile anti-war and anti-sanctions voices, all revealed to be shills for Saddam.

All we are saying is Give Peace a Chance (to line my pockets!)

Horrible Accident

A reader emailed this to me: API Report The Associated Press reports that New York junior Senator Hillary Clinton narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft that she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Texas because of bad weather. National Transportation Safety Board officials have issued a preliminary determination … Continue reading “Horrible Accident”

A reader emailed this to me:

API Report

The Associated Press reports that New York junior Senator Hillary Clinton narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft that she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Texas because of bad weather.

National Transportation Safety Board officials have issued a preliminary determination that pilot error contributed to the accident, and that the senator was flying in IFR conditions while only having obtained a VFR, single engine land rating. The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

Pictures taken at the scene show the extent of damage to Senator Clinton’s aircraft. (click for photo).

I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief now.

A new form of comment-spamming

The evil California Prison Guards’ union has invented a new form of comment spamming. See the comment by Jeff DiCello of Santa Rosa, CA on Patio Pundit: Jill responds and Mossback’s Progress: Everybody’s an expert and Preston Line Staff’s voice. I say we give him the chair. The original is here, and DiCello apparently stole … Continue reading “A new form of comment-spamming”

The evil California Prison Guards’ union has invented a new form of comment spamming. See the comment by Jeff DiCello of Santa Rosa, CA on Patio Pundit: Jill responds and Mossback’s Progress: Everybody’s an expert and Preston Line Staff’s voice.

I say we give him the chair.

The original is here, and DiCello apparently stole it.

From Muesli to Metamucil in one easy step

George Monbiot has written a delightfully hysterical account of the religious right’s influence on American foreign policy, standard issue for the muesli-eating snobs who go to Guardian breakfasts to bask in their supremacy to cowboy America, but I much prefer Mark Steyn’s account of the influence of bonker-mindedeness on the Left: In 1968, in his … Continue reading “From Muesli to Metamucil in one easy step”

George Monbiot has written a delightfully hysterical account of the religious right’s influence on American foreign policy, standard issue for the muesli-eating snobs who go to Guardian breakfasts to bask in their supremacy to cowboy America, but I much prefer Mark Steyn’s account of the influence of bonker-mindedeness on the Left:

In 1968, in his best-selling book The Population Bomb, scientist Paul Ehrlich declared: “In the 1970s the world will undergo famines — hundreds of millions of people are going to starve to death.”

In 1972, in their influential landmark study The Limits to Growth, the Club of Rome announced that the world would run out of gold by 1981, of mercury by 1985, tin by 1987, zinc by 1990, petroleum by 1992, and copper, lead, and gas by 1993.

In 1977, Jimmy Carter, President of the United States (incredible as it may seem), confidently predicted that “we could use up all of the proven reserves of oil in the entire world by the end of the next decade.”

Now, in 2002, with enough oil for a century and a half, the planet awash in cut-price minerals, and less global famine, starvation and malnutrition than ever before, the end of the world has had to be rescheduled.

Happy Earth Day, everyone.

More mischief from the EFF

Having completely struck-out in their attempts to undermine copyrights and to weaken America’s national security by attacking the PATRIOT Act, the mischievous little elves at the EFF want to attack one of the major foundations of the technology business, the patent system. They claim widespread abuse of the patent system has had a “chilling effect” … Continue reading “More mischief from the EFF”

Having completely struck-out in their attempts to undermine copyrights and to weaken America’s national security by attacking the PATRIOT Act, the mischievous little elves at the EFF want to attack one of the major foundations of the technology business, the patent system. They claim widespread abuse of the patent system has had a “chilling effect” on free expression:

More and more people are using software and Internet technology to express themselves online. Website and blogging tools are increasingly popular. Video and audio streaming technology is ubiquitous. E-mail and Instant Messaging have reached users of all ages. Yet because patents can be anywhere and everywhere in these technologies, the average user has no way of knowing whether his or her tools are subject to legal threats. Patent owners who claim control over these means of community discourse can threaten anyone who uses them, even for personal non-commercial purposes. We lose much if we allow overreaching patent claims to reduce the tremendous benefits that software and technology bring to freedom of expression.

There probably are a few more patents issued than should be, and there’s a system of checks and balances in place allowing patents to be challenged and re-examined, as many of the illegitimate patents issued to Proxim regarding 802.11 were. In fact, it’s this very system that the elves are using to press their cause, and it works because of the legitimate players who use it.

Now that the EFF is jumping aboard, will other grandstanders and dilettantes follow, and if they do, which will be the greater danger – illegitimate patents or illegitimate challenges?

Big League Ball

Anaheim’s slow-witted right-fielder faced Tim Hudson for the first time Friday, and here’s what happened: Facing Guerrero with two out in the first inning Friday, Hudson delivered his first pitch high, hard and tight, sending Guerrero spinning out of the way. Five pitches later, Guerrero answered with a smash right to second baseman Marco Scutaro … Continue reading “Big League Ball”

Anaheim’s slow-witted right-fielder faced Tim Hudson for the first time Friday, and here’s what happened:

Facing Guerrero with two out in the first inning Friday, Hudson delivered his first pitch high, hard and tight, sending Guerrero spinning out of the way. Five pitches later, Guerrero answered with a smash right to second baseman Marco Scutaro for the third out, but the tone that Hudson so relishes in setting had indeed been set.

Oakland pitchers shut out the most expensive baseball team west of New York, 3-0. Welcome to the Big Leagues, boys.

Seattle sports super stars

While the Mariners may well be the suckiest team in Major League Baseball, Seattle residents needn’t be forlorn, as they have in their midst America’s hottest Curling team, headed for the World Championships in Sweden: “I think we have a good chance,” said Jason Larway, whose rink upset the defending U.S. champions from Minnesota last … Continue reading “Seattle sports super stars”

While the Mariners may well be the suckiest team in Major League Baseball, Seattle residents needn’t be forlorn, as they have in their midst America’s hottest Curling team, headed for the World Championships in Sweden:

“I think we have a good chance,” said Jason Larway, whose rink upset the defending U.S. champions from Minnesota last month. “We’re definitely excited, but this is one of the most competitive years in a long time.”

You don’t need a pitching staff to excel at Curling, dontcha know.

In related news, Barry Bonds finally hit no. 660 to tie Willie Mays for third on the career homers list.